I come home everyday to two of the sweetest boys. Both are equally attentive, cuddly and affectionate. 

I’m cuddly, no personal boundaries, all up in your grill especially when I sleep but these tag-teaming boys of mine take it to a whole new level. One precious boy is an extremely loud mouth breather who insists on stealing my pillow and 3/4s of my half of the bed, and the other is Kenneth 😳 

Thankfully we share a california king, though we only collectively take up the space of a twin. Slumber parties are available for booking, 3 day advance notice required and no refunds. Must snore.